Climbing is inherently stupid.

Climbing, like all other sports (and everything else) is completely made up. All the rules, first ascents, ethics, it’s all completely contrived. Someone who you’ve probably never met, and probably never will, wanted to do something amazing…ly dumb. They wanted to get to the top of a rock.

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This shirt is guaranteed to make you climb worse.

Guaranteed to make you climb worse.

Have you ever been above a marginal piece with nothing below it except a ground fall to stop you?
Yeah, that piece isn't not going to hold. You should definitely overthink the placement, start gripping harder, and ignore your feet.

OTHER SHIRTS

What’s the worst that could happen? If anything it will make your head game stronger.

Hexed

Made for my ex who has definitely paid an etsy witch to curse my onsights and walk my cams.

Hangers Make Good Pockets

What a tempting juicy pocket when your last bolt is far below and you're pumping out.

Cams Are a Crutch

Everyone knows a well placed nut is way more solid than a cam. Everyone should know you think so.

Got a dumb idea for a shirt?

Shoot your idea over with your email and if it's good enough and I make it, I'll send you one plus give you credit for messing up the lead head of others.

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